London Escorts don’t always want fancy dinners or expensive outings, sometimes we just want a little fun under the sun, good laughter, and a funny client to take us somewhere memorable through its experience and not its cash flow. You have to wonder, what exactly do high class London escorts want? In the end, just fun.
A really fun event I want a client to take me to is the April Pillow Day. You didn’t even know that pillows are celebrated? Well, you do now. It’s obvious why they should be: I think they are the toughest and yet most comfortable household item.
Oh, I appreciate my pillows, be them in the form of breasts or feathers in Egyptian linen. Like any good british Escort, I know that I will end up in my bed most of the time at the end of the day, so I make sure to take good care of my pillows. And oh, the things they have felt and seen! From my naked body sprawled between them, to me sleeping, to me rolling around in bed…my pillows may know me and what I like better than I do, to be honest. Not only that, but pillows are utterly essential for a good night sleep. How am I going to keep this pretty face if I don’t sleep well? Call me vain, but I like to rest on things that are as big as ships and as fluffy as clouds. My bed knows all of my adventures and it’s my love nest. Therefore, I plan to convince my customer to have some fun with me and my pillows…
So, on Saturday April 5th feathers will be flying off in Trafalgar Square, and I plan to be amongst them. Pigeons, beware, because I am armed and not afraid to whack everything in sight! A true battle of pillows will take place and I can’t wait for it! The pillow army will face itself at the foot of Nelson’s column, and boy is it going to be exciting! I really hope my client takes me to it, because nothing gets me going more than a little mock fighting. I’ll make sure I hit him gently enough to be fun, but hard enough to get a rise out of him! From 3 p.m. until we’re tired me and my client will whack each other and just have lots of fun and bond over this crazy experience!
After we tire ourselves out, I’ll take him somewhere nice. I may be a high class escort, but if I like a client a lot, I’ll treat him like my king. And I know exactly what we’ll need after celebrating Pillow Day: some sugar!
I’ll take my client and lead him to a place that I absolutely love, and that I have to resist every time if I want to keep my tiny waist and perky bottom. It’s Hummingbird Bakery, and I could live in it if I could. The cupcakes they make are so delicious that I recommended them to all of my colleagues, from Asian escorts to Indian escorts – sugar is international, everyone loves a good cake, no?
Anyway, these guys make awesome cupcakes, cupcakes that threaten my waistline and my sanity with their creamy goodness. The only thing I find better than those cupcakes is sex, and that’s saying something. My client needs to get a taste of those. It would be the perfect mid-day snack, and I love pampering my clients with sweet things, to match my sweet personality.
After that, a proper meal will be had. I know it’s weird to have dessert first, but I’m Essex escort, and we’re rebels by nature.
I’ll treat my client to a good meal at the local restaurant, and some pints of beer. Sure, not the classical English dinner, but was our day ordinary? No. Extraordinary days call for extraordinary calories and good pizza, who am I to refuse that unwritten law of nature?
And call me weird but I find pizza to be an aphrodisiac. If I could, I would let people eat pizza off my naked body. Or cupcakes. Or perhaps both, why the heck not, as long as I don’t get food on my linen sheets.
After a few pints of beer and some deliciously greasy slices of London pizza, I’ll take him to something very interesting. Why not end a day that started awesomely with something even better?
Now, I don’t know about you, but all of my clients are dying to see Hyde Park. They’ve read about it in books, saw it on tv, and all they want is to get lost in it. All of them, no exception, from young to old, want to take a tour through Hyde. Who am I to refuse them that?
If we’re lucky and haven’t lost our pillow during our travels for food, I’ll make sure to give him a proper tour, and then invite him to lie down in the grass. There’s nothing better, I can assure you; it just cradles you. Besides, who doesn’t like watching the stars after a night walk in the park?
After the agitation of the pillow fight, and then rush to eat, I bet my client will appreciate the quietness of foliage and trees. And we will both look at the stars and burn them into our minds before we head back his hotel.
I think these are my favourite type of client outings: good old fun. I am not a queen or a princess, but someone to laugh with, see London, eat good food, connect with while you’re here. I love making my clients smile. Can’t wait for that pillow fight!