May is going to be a great month in London, and you simply have to have someone to share it with. The Royal Horticultural Show in Kew Gardens host this year’s Chelsea Flower Show. But there’s something going down in Brixton that would be ideal to take an escort girl along on your arm to. The Brixton Beer and Bread Festival is the place where everyone cool really wants to be seen.
This year, 2016, the festival is celebrating its 200th anniversary, and if you have never been to a beer festival then you don’t know what you’re missing. It is full of wonderful ideas to chat about all thing bread and beer, but rather than do that conversation with someone who happens to be a friendly middle-aged real ale expert wearing corduroy, you could be doing the same with a shockingly beautiful young escort girl.
If you have a pet at home and no wife or girlfriend, how about rocking up at the London National Pet Show and an escort girl to be there right by your side. She would adore to stroke your dog or cat and you could both enjoy looking around at the animal action centre – after all, it’s the place to see that British bulldog skateboarding, a sight no eye can ever get tired of watching. The National Pet Show is on at The ExCel Exhibition Centre at Custom House in Central London.
However, the best place for lovers in London during the merry month of May is the Garrick Theatre in Covent Garden. Here you will be able to watch Romeo and Juliet. The play is directed by Shakespearian actor Kenneth Branagh (who also stars in Game of Thrones) and really nails the performance of William Shakespeare’s best ever romantic tragedy.
If music is more your thing, then why not hire an escort girl to accompany you to the Peckham Rye Music Festival. The venues are spread far and wide across London during the month of May and you will only need to check its website for a gig near you. Music should be shared. Listening to your favourite tunes has to be appreciated in the company of others. An escort girl will willingly become your soul mate for the evening while you and her dance the night away.