There is nothing sexier, in my opinion, than the smell of freshly roasted coffee. It just brings me memories of wonderful nights followed by quiet mornings, where I can come from high class escort to just this normal girl enjoying her coffee. I just love pitter-pattering half naked to the kitchen and making coffee, stretching and letting the sun caress every nook and cranny of my body while waiting for the water to boil.
I always follow the latest openings of coffee shops, and the latest brews (have you had Kopi Luak coffee yet? Tasty, pricey, and sort of iffy at the same time), even though home-made coffee shared between me and my clients is still the best. Because I always read where coffee-related stuff might happen, I came across the London Coffee Festival, which is the UK’s largest coffee and artisan food event. It has all kinds of things from gourmet coffee, fancy teas, delicious food stuff, live music and even a seminar on coffee. Guess who is taking her client there when he arrives? Why, this high class London escort of course.
But first things first, because my vanity needs to be appeased. How will I dress, I wonder? Shall I put on my cream-colored hip-hugging dress, as simple and delicious as an espresso? Could I perhaps wear brown jeans that show off my long legs, and then a flowy top to highlight my cleavage and creamy skin, much like a cappuccino? Or will I do it Americano style, and be a normal girl in a tank top and shorts? No matter what I wear, I want my client to not be able to decide which he likes best: the coffee or how my body looks dressed like that. I have ambitions, you see.
Anyway, back to my plans for me and my client. My clothes can wait, I can write this just in my lingerie anyway, and who even needs clothes to type?
We’ll first go to the Espresso Martini Launch Party, which we’ll be in the evening, and then continue that at a local bar with some alcoholic drinks to relax both of us for the following day. The next morning, we’ll take brunch there and enjoy a few types of coffee. Who needs sleep when you have a beautiful escort next to you and a few cups of coffee in front of you? Perfect combination, easy on the eyes and easy on the lips, if you ask me.
After that, I’ll take him to the Science of Espresso seminar, so he can learn a little about what I love. We’ll get to see experts talk about grinding, temperature, pressure, and milk. It sounds oddly sexual when you say it in that order, but the double innuendo works just fine for me, because I love all of those both in carnal, and liquid form – else I wouldn’t be a proper escort, now would I?
And you know what will be even more fun after? Poetry. They’re hosting a poetry thing at the Poetry Café, where visitors will get to exhibit their coffee. Here is to me and my client relaxing against the beautiful rhythm of words, sharing a cup of coffee and the pleasantness of being near each other.
I just love helping my clients relax, and let them take a little bit of me back to them. This client…I want him to remember me each time he makes some coffee. I want him to remember me as I am now, beautiful next to him, slightly stretched in the sun, every curve showing – those of my body and that of my smile – and coffee in hand. I want him to think of what we talked and how we walked and what we touched and how when he sips his coffee. Wouldn’t that be great, you think? To have him think of me every time he passes a café? Call me ambitious, but I think that, as a high class escort, I need to leave my clients thinking of me. But anyways, enough with me being sentimental…
I also want to take my client to the Lion King musical, to keep up with the warmth and exotism of all of the coffee we are going to drink. I hear it’s going to be a blast, just the right place to take him after we go somewhere to eat dinner after all the coffee shenanigans. Imagine, Africa and the tale of Simba, and me and my client together getting to see it – just perfect.
So yes, I have big plans this April, and I plan to introduce my client to me and everything I have to offer, all while drinking gourmet coffee. With milk on top! Why? Because I can.