January is not a very good month for business. Any business. The excesses of the festive season and the New Year celebrations will have left many feeling a bit flat – or just flat broke. Oh, and it’s very cold too. Even some of the more popular bars and pubs seem to be a little empty at this time of the year, and the escort girl industry in London takes a hit too.
This means the choice is actually a lot better for those who don’t care about that chilly January wind, the dark and crispy mornings and the rush hour which starts in the evening while it’s pitch black. It means more girls are free and available.
When we asked a regular client why he never bothers to hire an escort in the London winter, he argues that taking her to a frost-bitten Hyde Park while they both shivered was just too impractical. Of course, he’s right, but why do that when there are a hundred or more things to do and places to go where it’s warm, dry and cosy in London?
There are plenty of places to go to in London where it’s warm and perfect for getting to know an escort companion. The museums are all well heated and free to get in, so why not begin the appointment with the escort girl in London by wandering around the Victoria and Albert Museum?
The place is chock full of culture and talking points. You will strike up a conversation easily by looking at the artefacts and interesting stuff on display. Just think, no awkward silences, no tripping over your own words and you will not have to talk about the weather! Bear in mi9nd: a London escort girl will typically engage in a weather-related topic at least seven times a day. Do not be one of those chaps who strike up during odd silences by saying, “It’s very cold for the time of year, don’t you think?” or “I think the easterly breeze is bringing in some fresh continental air and thus lowering the humidity levels and the temperature too.” These conversations will invariably provoke an odd glance or look from your London escort companion, so don’t do it.