Chat up lines. Have you ever used them, indeed would you ever admit to using them? Probably not and for good reason. They don’t work. Ever. Despite this known fact, some gents insist on making some cringe worthy comment to a beautiful woman in the insane hope that the girl will find them so intriguing and desirable that it will be the start of a beautiful thing, or just a shag. Usually it’s a guy in a bar, drunk, who thinks it’s a way to a quick shag.
Our stunning cheap London escorts have been at the wrong end of quite a few of these one liners pretty much every time they step outside their doors and aside from the usual ‘there’s a problem with my phone – I haven’t got your number’( hmm nope nothing wrong with your phone!) to the slightly offbeat ‘Get my cement to harden so I can sculpt a monument of you.’ That doesn’t even make any sense!! All of them are terrible and most not even funny, just irritating.
Perhaps it’s because guys are a bit more forgiving when they are approached with a one liner or maybe because guys just simply are not used to being approached at all that they think it is a great ice breaker to start a conversation. Women however, especially beautiful women like our stunning escort girls in London are approached every minute of every day with a salacious comment or something a bit more vulgar so do bear this in mind the next time you see a beautiful woman out with her friends and you want to introduce yourself. Why not do something totally wild and simply introduce yourself. You know, ‘Hi, I’m INSERT YOUR NAME HERE, I don’t have any cheesy chat up lines but I think you are beautiful and I’d like to buy you a drink’. You know you would get a lot more respect for that and usually a big smile whether the response was positive or negative and you would still have some self respect too.
Of course a quick survey of our beautiful escorts in London revealed that there can be some funny lines the best one we liked was ‘Can I buy you a drink or shall I just give you the money?’ and ‘Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?’ Ok these are not guaranteed to have her falling into your arms but maybe falling over with laughter and humour is a great way to interest someone.
If you really feel you cannot in any way or under any circumstances talk to a person of the opposite sexy without falling to pieces then why not take all the stress out of it and book a date with our gorgeous cheap escorts in London. Our ladies are perfect companions for those who are shy and their intimate skills means that they can coax the Alpha male out of anyone. Can we get a roar?