The greenest day of the year has almost arrived, and us London escorts are quite giddy with delight! I personally can’t wait to get a client who will take me out to have some St Patrick’s fun! The prospect of dancing, drinking and having fun all through the day is one I just can’t back out of, to be honest.
Now, I have planned all of the day out in my head, because St Patricks is my favourite holiday, and whoever takes me out will have the time of his life, simply because I, like the good high class London escort that I am, know every nook and cranny of this city were St Pat’s can be celebrated properly!
Of course, even if Leprechauns are en vogue during this holiday, I’m a British escort, so I won’t look like one, instead I will look beautiful, sexy, prim and proper to represent good ol’ England and all the sexy escorts it can offer the world! The day will start with extensive preparations for my client. Call me vain, but this is a job where beauty is a must.
I will take a good, long bath so I can be sleek and clean, and then choose my special St Patrick’s lingerie. Every London escort has her favourite pieces of lace, and I’m not ashamed to say mine are holiday themed and have shamrocks on them, to pinpoint all of the best places on a woman’s body. Consider me a gift wrapped in green, and I will show you the pot at the end of the rainbow! After, I will do my hair in a braided up-do, to be untied later, of course. I’ll dress myself slowly and deliberately, because my long legs can’t go without stockings, and I don’t need any runs to mar perfection, now do I? I’ll end the outfit with a tight green dress and matching jewellery, and I’m good to go, to meet and greet the lucky gent who’s going to spend St Patrick’s with me! Every high class London escort wants to look pretty while partying, and I’m no exception!
We will start the day with St Patrick’s Festival and Parade, which begins in Trafalgar Square, where my high heel clad legs will take me, leading my client by the hand. The theme for this year’s parade, which starts at noon in Piccadilly, is ‘World of Dance’. Hopefully I will convince my customer to give me a dance or two during the Parade! I know some Irish dance and I’m not afraid to use it, the Essex girls know their clubbing dance, but me? I prefer something more jumpy! This body was made for dancing, and I just can’t let myself not have the satisfaction to shake my hips and move my legs.
This year, for the first time, there’s also an official St Patrick’s Day ballroom dance, in the splendour of Westminster Cathedral Hall in Victoria. That means my client will have even more dancing on his hands, especially since I’m rather keen on showing him the Cathedral Hall! I mean, imagine my lovely body dancing in that tight dress, long legs and tiny waist and C cup breasts and all, and then imagine the Hall. They’re both lovely sights, we were obviously made for each other!
Of course, after dancing my client will probably get quite peckish, so I’ll take him back to Trafalgar, where there will be a food market going on! Absolutely wonderful, because I will have the occasion to feed my client bits of cheese and smoked fish while helping him take in all of the sights of the party!
After our bellies are full and our smiles even wider than before, I’ll lead my client to the bank of the Thames, were a boat will host St Patrick’s Shinding on the Thames. The ticket revenue is donated to a cultural centre, so we’re going to do a passive good deed while dancing with each other, drinking, and having lots of fun!#
The party will have a DJ, Irish music, lots of dancing, and a complimentary drink on arrival! I can get tipsy and loosen up and dance, and my client can do the same, all for the cost of one ticket. Imagine – the drink will get into our system, we”ll relax and then head to the dance floor to have the time of our lives, all while the Thames flows just a few feet beneath us.
After so much dancing, my client will probably get hungry again, so we’ll head out to the Water Poet, where they’re going to serve traditional Irish meals, to replenish the energy and the spirit. After all, what kind of London escort would I be if I didn’t take my client out to eat? We’ll have a pint or two, chit chat, admire each other and what we do, and then move on, because its St Pat’s and no one should stay in place for too long, else they miss all the fun!
To end the night, I’ll take my client to The Shard, where we’ll go and party at a silent disco. Basically, we can pick and choose between three music channels the Djs are going to manage, and then go all out and dance. Not only that, but at over 1.000 ft tall, the view from the building is beyond extraordinary, and I’m sure it will take my client’s breath away, just like I did in my short, short dress. We could see all of London with just one sweep of the eye from up there.
And after all that, I’ll lead my client back to his hotel like a good escort – can’t have him get lost on the streets at night, and the night will end beautifully. I’m a playful escort and I know how to say good bye to a client in the proper British way!